DEROCHE: Well, firstly, you’ll be pleased to know your references from your current airline are excellent.
MARTIN: Oh! Are they?
DEROCHE: Indeed. Positively glowing report from your CEO, and another from your Chief Pilot.
MARTIN: Well, that’s very … from who?
DEROCHE: Your Chief Pilot – Mr. Richardson. He is most complimentary: “Myself apart, there is no-one at MJN whose abilities as a pilot I rate higher.”
MARTIN: How kind(!).
In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.
You can’t possibly say no to that.
"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE. HUMAN. SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."
I would take it home in a heartbeat